Oh lord.
Word gets around that Martin Ritchie is going to star on Oxygen Channel’s Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Martin Ritchie is Deaf. At first, I did not recognize him … I realized, “Oh, my gosh.”
I knew Martin when he was a toddler. He was quite hyperactive kid but relatively nice boy. He used to live in Virginia back then and my folks and his folks socialized at a local deaf club. Nice kid, really.
Few information about Martin …
Martin is gay. Just like me.
Has Deaf sister, Elsie who is at Gallaudet.
Martin has hairy chest but he shaved it! He shaved it — I preferred the hairy chest dudes. Smooth is so effeminate. C’mon, Marty — don’t do that! I never understood why men wanted to shave their chests … it is simply unattractive. If I want a smooth woman, I’ll go for Erin Whitney!
I wish him the best with the competition on that show — Janice Dickinson can be a total bitch but she meant very well. I am sure he’ll succeed in the long run. Marty deserved the best. He went through some tribulations and I really wanted him to emerge victorious in this manner.
Oh, yeah, it is an open secret that Martin also featured as “Pauly” on a certain gay porn website. I saw him in nude. Not bad — Nice size. Not that it is wrong to do porn. I think Martin won my respect and admiration for posing himself in nude! I mean, how brave is that? Especially coming from Deaf family?!
I heard that the main reason why he did this was to get offthe streets, one fella defended Martin by saying that Martin was homeless for several years and that I should not mention the fact that he did do a gay porn website. In fact, someone IMmed and emailed me last night to pressure me to take the entry off.
I’m distressed that Marty Ritchie was homeless for the time being. I kinda wish that he contacted me or my folks — they’d take him in for the time being. My folks probably loved Elsie and Marty more than me and my siblings! 
After considering their request, I’ve decided to modify the entry to assure Martin that it is OK to pose nude. Everyone else literally does that these days. And no, I’m not taking this down.
Update: I recalled seeing a picture of Marty and Elsie on Mom’s refrigerator many years ago. I went back to search for it — voila! Here is the picture of Marty when he was 10. He certainly grew up a lot. By posing this picture, I think it is a proof that my folks adored Marty and Elsie…
I saw Marty’s interview on the website and he mentioned that his favorite celebrity is Ricky … Oh, yeah, that’s me. I’m his favorite celebrity! That was a joke, fools.
Ha! Probably that Ricky Martin, though. But still, Ricky Martin?! I prefer Colin Farrell, Marty! Nevertheless, the interview was fun. After seeing him being interviewed, I already marked August 26, 2008 at 10 PM on Oxygen Channel to check Marty Ritchie in action.
Cheers,
R-
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