33: About Gov. Patterson
Posted by ridor9th on March 19, 2008
I cannot help but burst out laughing when I heard about New York’s Governor Paterson who replaced Eliot Spitzer after the sex scandal exploded in his face which prompted the Republicans in New York to pressure Eliot to resign. Democrats abandoned Spitzer as if he has some kind of plague.
Well, well, well. Men are pigs. Paterson has replaced Spitzer and yet, he admitted that he cheated on his wife several times in the past. Should we replace him as well?
Hell, at the pace we are going, we’ll remove everyone else from the position — let’s face the music. Everyone else cheats at some point in their lives.
If Paterson can admit that he fucked women behind his wife and remain as the Governor, that is double standard! Well, Eliot cheated, too. With a prostitute, but so what? What’s the difference?
I’ll admit that Democrats are likely to commit adultery while Republicans tend to do much worse — the majority of Republicans are in the closet — Look at Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Ken Mehlman, David Deier, Ed Schrock, Matt Drudge and James McCrecy — they tend to be in the closet, voted against the rights of gays and lesbians and yet, fucking the same gender in public bathrooms! Of course, Matt Drudge does not vote but he is closeted Republican who attacked people that promoted the rights of gays and lesbians repeatedly on his website.
I think everyone, Democrat and Republican alike, is guilty of sexual indiscretion at some point in their lives. But Republicans has it much worse. I’d say that the repression gets the worst out of their lives at some point.
I had a friend who works for a catering company in Manhattan and he had to cater at a private party hosted by closeted Republicans during the Republicans National Convention in 2004. He said that he cannot identify who’s who at the party but rest assured, it was mind-boggling thing to deal. He said that he had to sign the forms to ensure that they cannot spill the beans of what they saw at this particular party. He went on to say that very wealthy, famous, well-known men whom we thought are straight were fucking each other like wild animals in the party. Oh, by the way, my friend mentioned that the majority of these men are married.
Ahh, c’est la vie.
Now, what to do with Gov. Paterson since he already admitted that he cheated on his wife not once but several times in the past? Where is the uproar about him resigning from these Republicans? They are noticeably quiet about it.
I never claimed that Spitzer should resign. I just thought it was hysterical that he was caught with his pants down. But I also thought that he should not resign. The ones who called for his resignation? We should dig in their past — I can attest that they did cheat on their spouses.
Mark my words — they did, trust me. I know. I’m man. I’m 34. I know men very well.